funny and witty milktea shop names

Funny and witty milktea shop names in the Philippines

Milk tea hype is still here despite the pandemic! And some store owners leveled up their brands by adding witty and funny names on their shop!

Want to know some of the funny and witty milktea shop names in the Philippines? Please continue reading. You might see your favorite brand here!

DISCLAIMER: Not a sponsored post.

NAK NAM FU-CHA

funny and witty milktea shop names

Location: 8 Abra St., Brgy. Ramon Magsaysay, Quezon City (beside RJ Lanes Bowling)

Other branches: Tondo, Paranaque, Cainta, Pampanga , Olonggapo, Limay

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/NakNamFuChaPH/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/naknamfucha/

DEW THAI

funny and witty milktea shop names

Location: 814 Almario St., Tondo, Manila

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dewthaimilktea/

NAMOO TEA

funny and witty milktea shop names

Location: Camella, Bacoor, Cavite

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/namoonamootea/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/namootea/

BOBA KA TEA?

funny and witty milktea shop names

Location: 102 West Point, Quezon City

Other branches: FEU Diliman, Kapasigan, Pasig, Sta. Maria Bulacan, Abad Santos, Holy Spirit, QC, Bagong Barrio, QC, P Noval, Maligaya, North caloocan, Sta. Mesa

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bobakateadiliman/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobakatea/

MIGHTY TEA

funny and witty milktea shop names

Location: 52A Shorthorn, Project 8, Quezon City

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mightyteaqc/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mightyteaqc/

TEA GANG

funny and witty milktea shop names

Location: Blk. 2, Lot 2, Washington St., Town & Country, Southville, Sto. Tomas, Biñan, Laguna

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/teagangmnl/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/teagang.ph/

KANTO TEA

funny and witty milktea shop names

Location: San Martin Street, Fatima-1 Area-E, San Jose del Monte, Bulacan

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kantotea4/

DUTER-TEA

funny and witty milktea shop names

Location: 094 Purok 2 Hacienda Pandacaqui, Mexico, Pampanga

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/palibutTEA/

COCO MARTEA

funny and witty milktea shop names

Location: D. Sauquillo Brgy. 7, Buhay na Tubig, Imus, Cavite

Other branches: Pag Asa Imus Cavite, Palico 4 Cavite, Brgy. San Jose Dasmariñas, San Nicolas 2 Bacoor, DBB G. Dasmariñas, Sta. Cecilia Talon Dos Las Piñas, City Mall Anabu Imus Cavite, Plaza Hugo Sta Ana Manila, P. Herrera Pateros, Tejero Gen. Trias, Rosario,Cavite, Marycris Complex Gen. Trias, Parklane Gen. Trias, Langkaan 2 Dasmariñas, Bamboo Organ Las Piñas, Greenvalley San Nicolas 3 Bacoor, Bulihan,Silang Cavite, Nueno Imus Cavite, Molino 3 Bacoor, Casmiro Las Piñas

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/cocomarteaph/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cocomarteaph/

TEA TO

funny and witty milktea shop names

Location: 22 Gen. Ordoñez Ave., Marikina Heights, Marikina City

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TeatoMilkTeaBar/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/teato.ph/

PANTEA

funny and witty milktea shop names

Location: 419 Real Palico I Real Kanan St., Imus City, Cavite

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/PanTeaMilkTea/

TEA MOOD

funny and witty milktea shop names

Location: D. Sauq St., Andrew Driveway, JPA Subdivision, Muntinlupa City

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/teamoodph/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/teamoodph/

FUNTEA

funny and witty milktea shop names

Location: General Luna Street Corner Capinpin Street, Bagong Silangan, Quezon City

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FunTeaNiAnaAtSaza/

BESHTEA

funny and witty milktea shop names

Location: 79 Gen. Geronimo St. Bagong Silangan, Quezon City

Other branch: Santan St. cor JP Rizal St., Brgy. Payatas A, Quezon City

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/beshteamilkteaph/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beshteamilktea/

TEA TEH

funny and witty milktea shop names

Location: 588 Neptali Gonzales St. Brgy San Jose, Mandaluyong City

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TEAteh.Nachos/

Did you see your favorite branch from the list? If not, comment below and we’ll update this list from time to time!

12 Comments

  1. NAK NAM FU-CHA is the BEST! Filipinos really have amazing copywriting skills lol!!!

  2. Hahahaha this is a good compilation! Made me laugh all throughout

  3. mytravelatte says:

    Ahahaha napakawitty naman ng mga names ng tea na yan. Talagang magiging curious yung mga tao to find out kung anung inooffer sa shop na yan. Sana yung flavors are good as the tea names.

  4. I find this really interesting. I have seen some in social media and thinking that they are just edited or made up, totoo pala sila. Filipinos are really witty.

  5. Omg iba talaga ang pagka punny ng mga Pinoy! The best! This list made me laugh!

  6. Thanks for making me laugh today 😂 I have a friend who collate all witty brand names on her FB (not limited to tea shops though) and I have encountered some of these from there 😁

  7. Oy, can’t help but laugh at every milk-tea name!! This was a fun list and I really loved a few of those. Still can’t believe that some actually commit to those names though. Kudos!!

  8. HAHAHA, something that you can’t ever take away from Filipinos, the wit with coming up with these catchy names, one way of attracting customers. Nice post HAHA

  9. Ang kulit! Iba talaga ang mga Pinoy, napaka-witty! Yung tawang tawa lang ako banggitin yung mga names. Hahaha…

  10. blair villanueva says:

    As much as for some we find these brand names witty, the first 7 brands all mostly sexual in Filipino context and yes, Filipinos are cultured to laugh about anything sexual (which explains oddly about one side of Filipinos). Branding is about image presentation and a legacy of a business. Not enough just to catch customers names.

  11. blair villanueva says:

    *I mean, customers’ attention…

  12. OMGGGGG sobrang witty at tawang tawa ako ng bongga!! pero wag ka with this names, lalo sila magkaka loyalty kasi it is very easy to remember! malakas ang dating eh!

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